1️⃣ “Delete that tea app and download MyChart.”
Health first, drama second. Only in Cleveland would this advice go viral. 💀
2️⃣ “You ain’t petty, you polite.”
When someone claims they’re petty but play it safe — Cleveland knows the difference.
3️⃣ “He texted her first, but she still got receipts.”
Classic Cleveland hustle — proof always matters. 📝
4️⃣ “That’s cute… for a second.”
Shade delivered, Cleveland-style. Quick, precise, and hilarious. 😏
5️⃣ “I came for the tea, stayed for the mess.”
The real Cleveland vibe — you show up for gossip, you leave entertained.
6️⃣ “Petty ain’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.”
Some people are born to clap back in style.
7️⃣ “If you don’t get it, scroll.”
Savage advice for the clueless followers who comment anyway.
8️⃣ “Cleveland winters hit different — so do these comments.”
Cold city, colder shade. ❄️
9️⃣ “You mad? I thrive on it.”
For those who feed off the haters — this city approves.
🔟 “Sip messy, stay petty.”
The unofficial motto of the week, now on mugs. ☕