Cleveland’s streets and socials are full of savage, petty gems. These are the lines that had us laughing, clapping back, and relating too hard this week.
1️⃣ “Delete that tea app and download MyChart.”
Because some people really care more about their health than your messy drama. 💀
2️⃣ “You ain’t petty, you polite.”
When someone says they’re petty but plays it safe — Cleveland knows the difference.
3️⃣ “He texted her first, but she still got receipts.”
Classic Cleveland hustle — never trust the narrative without proof. 📝
4️⃣ “That’s cute… for a second.”
When someone’s shade is weak, and you gotta clap back immediately. 😏
5️⃣ “I came for the tea, stayed for the mess.”
The real Cleveland vibe — expect drama, get entertained.
6️⃣ “Petty ain’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.”
Some people just live for the minor wins.
7️⃣ “If you don’t get it, scroll.”
Savage advice for the clueless followers who try to comment anyway.
8️⃣ “Cleveland winters hit different — so do these comments.”
Cold city, colder shade. ❄️
9️⃣ “You mad? I thrive on it.”
For those who feed off the haters — Cleveland streets understand.
🔟 “Sip messy, stay petty.”
The unofficial motto of the week, now available on mugs. ☕